Standing On Boxes

Not a new idea.

How about a Bible crossover?

What if Joseph (Yes, THAT Joseph) came from a long line of Watchers? And Mary was his slayer? Wouldn’t that explain a lot of things? And not just the age difference between them (though that is, in reality, probably a cultural thing.)

Who better to protect Jesus as he grows up than a slayer who happens to be his mother?

(Personally I prefer Alanis Morisette’s depiction of God in “Dogma” than George Burns in “Oh, God”. But would that make this idea femslash? Is the world ready for that?)

This idea has been running around in my head for years. Unfortunately, I haven’t figured out a way to actually write this. Yet.

Maybe as a lost book (aka Gospel) of the Bible?

It’s a bit tricky. Would it make a good fic? Do you want to offend people? Those Christians are very prickly about such things.

Somewhere out in cable-land, a rerun of that George Burns/John Denver classic, “Oh, God” is playing.

All those people in their creepy 70′s clothes. Yikes!

A few actors I recognize. Poor Teri Garr. In the 10 years after her appearance on Star Trek… she couldn’t get a better role than as John Denver’s wife?