And then things went meta and I started thinking about HOW I got to thinking about that in the first place. So bear with me for a moment. (I’m not going to explain all of the tech things I mention along the way. Sorry. There’s a google for that.)

It started with a discussion on InsaneJournal about fan fiction.

In December I hit 500,000+ words of fic on TtH. I’ve had fic on TtH since before 2004 (there was a brief moment in late 2003 when the site crashed and burned and everyone had to re-upload their fics. Not that I had much there at the time. And ‘He Who Now Wrangles TtH’ does daily backups so that isn’t likely to ever happen again.)

I started my blog back in 2002. I started putting my (first) fics up on it some time in 2003.

I set up my first web server back in 1994 (Using the CERN http server on a VAX/VMS system where I was working post-college/post-student teaching. (Got a job in Admin. Computing at my Alma mater. There were no teaching jobs in NH that spring and I REALLY needed a job.). By 1995 I had my own website (simplistic) running on my desktop (Windows NT 3.5 – back when it was a “pure-er” OS that still retained it’s Dave Cutler/VMS roots)

Bought the first Apple Newton Messagepad with my first real paycheck/job after graduating.

While I was student teaching (High School English – Yeah!) I set up a writing lab – This being in NH, we used a bunch of surplus DECMate III’s (Dedicated word processor from DEC (Digital Equipment Corp.) built on top of a single chip PDP-8. I bought a couple as surplus myself – I’ve got a copy (borrowed actually. Someday I’ll return it) of Zork that runs on the included C/P-M cards the things had. (They also had MS-DOS co-processor cards.).

I worked for the Admin Computing department (student worker) in college. Networking. Started out installing serial lines. By the time I finished college we were doing campus-wide ethernet over a fiber backbone and I was managing the Appletalk network.

I used my own computer for college (English/Liberal Arts major. I spent most of my time writing papers, essays, etc. Didn’t take a comp. sci. class until after I’d graduated.). Started out using an 8bit (6502 CPU) Atari 600XL+32K memory card and a wordprocessor called ‘Paperclip’. When that died – lightning – the insurance company paid me enough to buy the next generation Atari computer. That + Wordperfect got me through the rest of college. (I still have one in storage (in another state)) (I’ve been buying/using Mac laptops since then.)

The internet didn’t really exist when I was in college. When I was a freshman (1985) I was at a school that let regular students have time on a VAX (10 CPU hours a semester. I used that in the first month just exploring. Paid for my time after that. $1/CPU hr.)). Did e-mail and ‘Relay’ (a precursor to irc that ran on BITNET – which was a global network BEFORE the internet. Still didn’t really have the internet when I graduated from college (that would be another year or so before the smalelr schools had it.) but we did have Usenet (I can find traces of myself on Usenet all the way back to ’89. Or I used to be able to.)

During the multi-year gap between high school and college (the less said about that the better),  and between transferring between differnet schools, I did the local BBS thing using 300 and 1200 baud modems on assorted Atari computers (including the one mentioned above.). Couldn’t afford Compuserve. But I did have a subscription to Byte .

I learned how to program ( BASIC) from a book in high school. My junior year, the school found the money to put in a computer lab. Half a dozen TRS-80 Model III’s They might even have had floppies. By the time I was a senior we also had a Tandy Color Computer (I). Ah… the good old days. A BASIC interpreter. (The Special Ed Office (as it was called in the early 80′s (we were less politically correct back then – it was the cusp of the Reagan era.)) had a couple Apple II+’s for the special needs kids (only) (I only knew that because I helped unbox them – I was taking a photography class (still have the pictures. And the 35mm camera (somewhere. I still have the Canon A-1 I bought after high school. Weighs a “ton” compared to my Canon Rebel XT.) and the A/V teacher decided to use a class period to set them up.)

(My older brother actually got to take a programming class at the semi-local college (Fortran. Using punch cards.) but they weren’t doing that when it would have been my turn.) I wanted to learn Pascal – the math teacher doing the BASIC class had it for the TRS-80 but she didn’t know it so I couldn’t learn it before her (paraphrased.)

And that’s pretty much it. A nostalgia trail. Fanfic to Computing in the bear-skin and stone axe age.

My cable modem started flashing the ‘Online’ light last night but everything else was working (basically means the cable company’s access point/device somewhere in my neighborhood was having issues but the modem was still connected to whatever was between my apartment connector and it (there are ‘link’ lights that indicate that.))

Normally, I have a fairly decent cable/broadband connection but once every couple of months things just stop for an hur or so. Not a huge deal – it’s usually very late at night (I’m assuming it’s a maintenance thing. Someone is remotely updating the firmware or something on the local cable/broadband hub. Or just resetting it for fun.)

But last night, I thought I would send a message to support and tell them my connection was out (used my iPhone for that. It still had a connection to the world)

Before I fell asleep, I noticed that the modem was working again and I had a connection.

So, this morning, I replied to the cable internet support message that showed up in my mailbox this morning and told them things are working.

In reply…

I got a message from someone else at the cable company asking for details on my problem and wanting to help. Apparently they didn’t actually read the reply I’d sent earlier saying things were fine. Even though it was attached to the bottom of this message.

So… do I reply to THAT one? And will I get another “how can we help you” message back?

I can see this one going around forever until the world collapses under the weight of “I’m okay. Stop asking me if I’m okay” messages.

Suddenly my blog has been discovered by the spammers? More in the past day than in the past 2 months.

I haven’t done an in-depth study on the topic but those automated comment spam pushers are annoying. Don’t they notice that it never makes it to live on my site? The WP spam catcher I’m using grabs it. And on top of that, all comments have to be approved. By me.

Of course, I shouldn’t have to use an anti-spam plugin to catch it. It shouldn’t be possible for a spam-bot to insert spam into my blog’s comments for me to reject.